Chickity check yourself, before you wreck yourself.
This is the truth. Not what I said above, but what I am saying right now. It has been a few weeks since I have gave you an update, so here it goes.
In the last few weeks, we have been on a ghost tour through a haunted bar in OKC, played the botanical gardens and the "mista, mista" lady from Happy Gilmore sought me out and made me question human nature (more later), played the peabody rooftop, which got rained out and had to be moved inside, watched a wonderfully well-behaved man moon a whole audience, get in a fight, and take down a crippled guy. We saw a So. Miss crowd go nuts, saw a variety of species of human in casinos, saw Jacob delete a picture of his dreams, sweated 10lb of sweat at the Riverwalk in Jenks, traveled thousands of miles, and we also...
Screw it, look at these feet. These things are insane...That would be the walkers of the mista, mista lady I was referring to earlier. This female approached us at the botanical gardens in OKC. One of the security gards said that she lives in a garden of rose, though I do not agree. This inebriated earth-creature wouldn't leave me alone. She kept holding my hand and asking me strange questions. All I gotta say is, "Bye." She made sure she said bye to me and each other member of TFN about 50 times before she left.
Allow me to retort... I went for a little bathroom break before the show, which was down the hall, down one floor on the elevator, past the venus flytraps, through the field of dreams, a "Honey, I Shrunk The Kids" blade of grass climb, and a "someone unlock this door" away from an adventure. She cornered me on my way back in the hallway and tried to hold my hand. I ran with my arms frailing, flailing, frair-, frappacino, whatever that word is... She makes an appearance in the video below. I just wanted to show you here feet and let you make up what else she looks like.
Anywho...
Everyone seen this movie? I want my 6 hours back... That was the longest movie ever. Heath Ledger killed it. (No pun intended) His performance was the best ever. Christian Bale sucks as batman. I would rather watch Verne Troyer (mini-me) run uphill. All the best actors in all the batman movies are the villians. Tommy Lee Jones, Jim Carrey, Danny De Vito (not hardly), Heath Ledger, Jack Nicholson, the governor of Califoneeya. Most of you probably don't agree with my opinion here, I apologize. I LOVE the movie.
Lots of nasty candy... Also, wicked t-shirts with a pack of stallions running graciously to reach open plains.
Time to wrap this bat-bashing, mista-mista lady lovin, sweet-toothed tongue twisting tortue up. I have now a video that consists of a screaming monkey, the title track of our upcoming album, "Masquerade." (Which will now be held back to December. I just now lied to you. It will be out in September for sure) The video also has a lot of dancing in it, you can dance while watching it.